falloutyoungmale:

I write sins not five page research papers

slaughteroftheweeaboos:

ppl my age have children what the hell i am a children

mayhem-is-hand-wash-only:

the-odin-son:

patternofdefiance:

tumbledore-:

spankzilla85:

timelady-of-221b:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

budacub:

dividebysix:

thedeathecchi:

I WANTED THOSE REPORTS ON MY DESK AN HOUR AGO

SUSAN HAVE YOU SEEN BRIAN HE HAS MY STAPLER.

SUSAN stop dancing. This is serious.

HEY SUSAN I’M GOING TO GET SOME LUNCH YOU WANT ANYTHING?

SUSAN?

SUSAN STOP SCREAMING PLEASE

SUSAN MY COMPUTER CRASHED. I COULD REALLY USE YOUR HELP.

SUSAN I FEEL WE NEED TO HAVE A DISCUSSION ABOUT YOUR RECENT TARDINESS IS EVERYTHING GOING OK AT HOME HOW IS RICHARD.

SUSAN THE PRINTER IS DOING THE BEEPING THING AGAIN HOW DO I GET IT TO STOP?

SUSAN HELP THERE IS A HUMAN IN MY OFFICE
WHAT DO I DO

SUSAN I ASKED FOR DECAF COFFEE CAN’T YOU FOLLOW SIMPLE INSTRUCTIONS

SUSAN HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU TO THROW YOUR PAPERS IN THE RECYCLING NOT THE TRASH. YOU EITHER HELP THE EARTH OR YOU GO EXTINCT, TRUST ME ON THIS.. 

erosum:

 

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get in losers we’re going hetero-crushing

naturalmomma:

Why are guys so obsessed with their dicks? We’ll be like “Mothers have the right to breastfeed their baby in public!” And without fail, dudes chime in with, “Does that mean I can pull my dick out in public? Can I urinate in public?” Chill the fuck out. This isn’t about your dick. You are already allowed to have your nipples out in public, sit the fuck down.